Help! I think i'm in love with this girl, but she has a strange tendency to strangle me. When dining at our favorite restaurant, taking a walk by the lake and snuggling up together at night she likes to wrap her hands around my neck and squeeze as hard as she can. It's irritating, not because I dislike strangling, which can hardly be said to be the case, but her red nailpolish rubs off on my neck, making it very hard to wash off. Sometimes she goes overboard and after a day of strangling I have so many red marks around my neck that I appear extremely ill. Now we come to the heart of my concern: that the appearance of a rash around my neck would so alert people around me that I would be rushed off to hospital with some undiagnosable and unspeakable illness which cannot be cured. Journalists and newspapermen would come to my hospital bed dressed in grey and black suits and take photos, crowding round the foot of the bed with a microphone to my chin, all asking questions about this strange new illness for the chance to publish a new horror for the public to worry about. My mind cannot even begin to comprehend the thought of what my family and friends would think upon reading such an article! My mother, beloved sister and work colleagues, all my brothers and cousins abroad. I simply cannot continue with this relationship but the thought of never being strangled by my lover sends me to a level of grief from where I can hope never to recover.
Have her change the nail polish. I'd recommend a color that matches that of your eyes. It'd look amazing, the marks on your neck matching your eyes. Unless your eyes are red, of course. Then you are pretty much screwed. -_-'
for serious? get better nail polish. Mary Kay just came out with a new line of nail polish!!! It's the good stuff that wont rub off on your neck. (except if its still wet, of course)
