I Just Farted

Hey everyone i just farted ? what are you doing at this exact moment

 

Backing away slowly is my guess....*backs away slowly*

 

I just breathed.

 

drinkin cold beeeeerzzzzzzzz

 

Taking a drink of water and listening to CCR.
"Down on the corner, out in the street, Willie and Poor Boys are playing, bring a nickle tap yo feet!"

 

Meh, I just farted too. I love farting. I should probably go take a dump (It's been about 3 weeks), but I'm too lazy to go downstairs.

 

Three weeks?

So..

Hehe, like my line spacing?

I love you, bitch.

 

I love your line spacing.

It's very sexy.

I just have to copy in hopes of being just as sexy.

I love you too, bitch.

P.S. Why aren't you on MSN, bitch?

 

Because I was making art, wanna get on MSN and fuck?

 

Hahaha. Fucking is art.

And yes, yes I do.

 

Farting is healthy. Like pissing, shitting, belching, masturbating, and fucking.

 

chewing on the joint of my middle finger... you know the soft skin area. It's quite amusing... really. Oh... and there's a bit of skin on my lip... I can't stand that. I need some chap stiksss.... hmm... my feet are rather drafty... I should put on some socks.

 

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thank you for ur kindness.