The Lamest Comeback thread

youre taking this wayyyyyyyyyyy too seriously man!

 

In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

 

can I touch your bum?

 

No surprise you like bottoms; you started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

 

I bet you prefer a squat toilet

 

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

 

have you ever considered being a douche bag? Cause you'd be good at it!

 

your girlfriends name is Guidoune

 

I think you mean Ski-Doo, which is something youll never have.

 

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door.

 

I could eat alphabet soup and shit a better come back..

 

that made me cry I hope my tears cause significant damamge to your basement.

 

I just burped IN YOUR FACE

 

i just roundhouse kicked your face off

 

you thinking I give a FLYING fuck!

 

you only fly in your dreams

 

no u

 

your zipper.... it's... flying... zip it!

 

you think you're so... *huff*

 

its BRANDON!!!!..