Random Accusation Game

thought Diana was a total slut!

 

Likes to bend over in front of old men with no panties on...

 

must have seen me standing there watching..... she likes BIG tractors....;-)

 

He's got a really big one...

 

Is the worst sort of redneck.

 

you have so many boils, it's hard to see quite how bored and psychotic you really are...

 

Supplies her entire neighborhood with all the natural gas they need from her farts alone.

 

spies on this web site for the FBI...

 

Gives bad juju when reading tarot cards

 

lost her mojo but then found it in an unmentionable place...

 

Stole my freakin sheep!!!

 

can't tell the difference between a sheep and a goat... arf arf

 

Doesn't know that dogs not sheep go "arf arf"

 

takes advantage of his authoritative position on a regular basis...

 

you were an example that the captain of the cheer squad is not the happiest person in the world

 

keeps ferrets down his trousers

 

you smell of whiskey, wee and weevils every wednesday!

 

skinny dips in the cow watering trough...

 

sings and makes pizza pies all day

 

Gone alone to Niagra Falls on honeymoon, because his wife had been there before!