What Would You Do If You Witnessed Your Neighbour Masturbating?

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  1. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    What Would You Do If You Witnessed Your Neighbour Masturbating?

    Call a friend, grab a camera, deer in headlights...?
     
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    lolwm.. [​IMG]
     
  3. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I don't like my neighbour. He's a teacher and judging from his constant yelling in his flat I guess he likes to share his life with his colleagues and his students. So give me that damn camera! Quick!

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't have any neighbours, so probably ask him where the hell he came from

    and then to put his pants on please.
     
  5. ChrissySunshine

    ChrissySunshine like disco lemonade

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  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    There are two large apartment buildings across the street from me. One night last summer I was sitting on my balcony, smoking a cigar and drinking some beer, listening to the radio. There's a guy who's balcony is straight across from mine, he's always out there reading and chain-smoking, our buildings are fairly close, separated by the street. So I was out there, it was very dark, around 11:00 and this guy comes out onto his balcony with this woman. They start making out and he takes her shirt and bra off. I'm a pretty conservative person, so this made me a little uncomfortable, in that I felt that I should probably go inside. I'm enjoying my cigar though and the night air is nice...clearing out my sinuses. The guy then proceeds to fuck her against the railing. After 5 minutes I got uncomfortable and went inside...I could've used a cigarette but I had just smoked my cigar.
     
  7. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    well, I prefer to ask him after he put his trousers on ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    if it was a lady neighbor I'd probably watch...if it was a man Id leave him alone and not watch....if it was one of the neighbors kids Id probably go outside and make some noise so they know Im there and would stop
     
  9. TipsyGypsy

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    At home my only neighbours for miles are sheep and cows, and in London it's an old man. Not sure what would scare me more.
     
  10. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    If it were my Hot Cowgirl upstairs neighbor, I'd go offer to lend her a hand or something.
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You've never seen a sheep do it out of shear pleasure? :rolleyes:
     
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    make noise.. Woot...

    this one time I was getting on with this girl, she was kinda to wet, slippy couldnt bust a nut.. So i stood up and jacked in her face, when im going at it.. I can hear people cheering,, lots of them.. 7 to 8 teenagers young adults, mostly friends of mine..
    I didnt notice that the oil lamp was casting a big shadow on the large frame window blind..
    I lold, she was kinda shy,, but shrugged it off..
     
  13. TheSystemOrange

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    I would watch them. Then I would laugh and tell everybody I know.
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Call the police and lock my doors. Around here that would be scary and sex-offenderish.
     
  15. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Put on french kiss by lil lious at full volume and stick my speakers out by the window. Someone did that to me once, back in the day. I'm still not sure if they overheard me wanking off or not, I can be quite vocal sometimes.
     
  16. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    hell yes!! :biggrin:
     
  17. TipsyGypsy

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    I don't take that much of an interest in a sheep's sex life, to be fair.
     
  18. Doobie60

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    Welshman :rolleyes:
     
  19. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I would get the binoculars, when I lived in maryland, I caught this kid next door wacking off, I was on my roof with binoculars
     
  20. Doobie60

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    I would probably be like, "Haaaaa" then look away.
     

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