What Would You Do If You Witnessed Your Neighbour Masturbating?

Probably nothing. Unless he was doing it and looking at me, that would be really awkward...

 

be very, VERY disturbed.

 

Probably smile and walk away.

 

actually my sister was driving once and saw a man driving next to her and looking at her, with one hand on the stirring wheel and one hand jerking off. he was getting off on women's reactions in the other cars i guess.

pretty talented. she felt very disgusted but it was a hilarious tale.

 

i'd definitely watch, while texting my friend and texting "i'm watching my neighbor get it on with themself. BAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
if he or she saw me i'd give them a thumbs up.

 

Once I was sitting on my front porch when I heard orgasmic moaning coming ftom my neighbors house.
I;m thinking- Don't look! They need privacy but it's weird to jack off outside...
I peek over and he is lifting weights, with what sounds like an orgasmic moan every time he lifts it.

I. DIED. laughing. I couldn't stop for so long. I dunno why it was so funny, but everytime he "made love to" his weight I started laughing again.

 

I would definitely take a pic and post it on hipforums.

 

i would offer him/her a ciggy

 

well, depends which neighbor, if it was the really cute girl left of my house i'd ask to join the party, if it was my neighbor to the right, which is a 70 year old lady, then i'd gouge my eyes out

 

I'll go the boring route:

Nothing spectacular, I would say excuse me and leave. Regardless of whether it was the smoking hot, underage teenager above me, or the pot-bellied old man next to me.

I rather do than watch.

 

casual bukkake, I suppose.

 

Now that my neighbors two teenage daughters have gone off to college, the only action I get on my telescope these days are the three sisters in Orion’s belt


Hotwater

 

I live in a 2 family house- My mother lives downstairs and is 83 yrs old -haha
I think I would have a major coronary

Now the nieghbors who live right next door- are 2 ladies maybe in thier 30,s - I live next to the beach so I see them tanning all the time- -but thats it-
I guess Id watch- -dirty ol man that I am

 

Popcorn; Cheaper than the movies.

 

You eat popcorn whilst watching those kind of movies? Well, this world takes all sorts.

 

The plasticy butterlikeness feels so good against my skin!

 

I like to just put the popcorn up my ass.

 

Hmm perhaps I should introduce you two.....

 

I'd give them a mental thumbs up as our neighbours are this 80 year old couple and if at that age they're still at it then good for them!

 

id draw an outline of them on the window with a sharpe