Learning Patience

Haha, I'm learning so much about Aussie's, please keep going.
When I was 7 I saw a kangaroo in the forest in Canada, no one believes me but I fought about it for years with my family. Darling hoppy creatures.

 

That's one lost son of a bitch. But we have scarier animals.

This guy used to be prime minister of Australia.

 

i once saw an irish comedian talking about how mortifying it would be if the president were ever from cork. i feel that australia has achieved the equivalent with your wan gillard. she has the most god-awful australian accent i have heard in a long time. i am embarrassed.

 

Julia Gillard may be an "occa" ranga, but you should see the other guy running for prime minister. This is NOT a joke.

 

Unfortunately he's actually telling the truth.

 

I've been learning patience just waiting for my dreadkit to arrive

 

You just wasted a lot of money on that kit.

 

No because if I wanted to buy everything separately it would have cost a lot more money. Including shipping

 

you could have paid a prostitute to take a dump on your head... would have been quicker, cheaper and cleaner

 

Why are you people in this forum so rude to each other! First you say I look like I'm asian or I'm Justin Bieber and now I should get a prostitute to dump on my head? What's wrong with you peple!

 

ya mum, she's what's wrong

 

Well...

 

well yourself mother kicker

 

LOL! this thread is pretty funny!

 

lol

 

I think Aussies are the only ones still doing "ya mum" jokes, Enjoy. I know I can't get through a day without a few of them.

 

classic. lol

 

Yo im from Tasmania, the apparent 'Inbred hippy part of Australia'

 

Yeh we're pretty far behind on the humor train.

Not as far as the US though

you are the inbred hippy scum of Australia.
Thank shit for the Bass Strait keeping us apart

 

Since when has anything been wrong with paying a hooker to take a shit on your head??