What Would You Do If You Witnessed Your Neighbour Masturbating?

i'd get therapy

 

I want you inside me.

 

Woah, not the response I was expecting

 

I didn't hear a 'no'.

 

Ah, you know I love you.

Or something like that..

 

What's up you guys, I smelled popcorn!

 

don't eat the popcorn... it's not good popcorn :frown:

 

But ALL popcorn's AWESOME!!

 

go on about whatever i was already doing (unless it required me to remain in the vicinity, in which case i'd find something else to do that didn't) and pretend not to have noticed.

why in the hell would anyone actually do anything else?

i would presume they didn't realize they were publicly visible, unless this was very obviously not the case, which would then incline me mostly to avoid their company.

 

I'd be straight around to my best (girl) friends house to rofl and tell her what her dirty old father in law was up to lol.