When you were little, did you confuse lyrics to songs?

Had this Dead Presidents one stuck in my head on and off for 2 days ...

kitty in my food and I want to touch it = kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

...I think I like the (wrong) in the food version better tho, so might not correct myself on this one

 

When I was a kid I confused the lyrics (it oughta be illegal) with
(it oughta be a n166eR)


Barbra Streisand & Barry Gibb



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2YNeewo-CU"]YouTube - Guilty - Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb




Hotwater

 

still not sure on the Tina Turner song 'What's love got to do with it?'
if the phrase is 'second hand emotion' or 'sweet old-fashioned notion'
argh...
peace
Delfynasa

 

and there's me thinking it was "I'll second that emotion"... :/

 

Nirvana..Lithium

Should be..

I'm so haunted, that's ok my will is good. (I think!)

Converted to..

I'm so horny, that's ok my willy's good!

 

LOL Shutter bug!
naughty but funny!
peace
Delfynasa

 

I just recently found out I had the lyrics to Benny and the Jets COMPLETELY wrong. I apparently rewrote the whole song.

 

"...I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, it's Yorkenshire"


ZW

 

I thought dirty deeds done dirt cheap was "dirty deeds and the dunder chief"

have no fucking clue what that was supposed to mean

 

Hahahaha yeah. Bodies:

LET THE PODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE PODIES HIT THE FLOOR~! LET THE PODIES HIT THE FLOOR! WAAAAHHHHHH

XD

 

Carey Hart "don't mess with the guy in shades"
I thought it was "dyin' shame" instead of the guy in
shades part.....
oy
peace
Delfynasa

 

I thought it was:

I'm so horny, that's okay, my will is good

 

When I was little, I had a good excuse. I had so many ear infections it damaged my ears. They rebuilt both eardrums twice and now I shouldn't have so much trouble. HA! Yeah right! I still get stuff all mixed up!

 

Corey Hart "Sunglasses at Night"
the line about not bothering the man in shades at
night somehow sounded like they were saying the phrase
'a dying shame'
I don't know how........
peace
Delfynasa

 

I did that all the time when I was little! I can only remember a small amount off the top of my head though:

"Woah oh, I'm an idiot..." (Englishman In New York by Sting)

"I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Geordie Sire" (Venus by Bananarama)

"Ah... Oshi" (Push It by Salt N' Pepa) I always thought they were telling people to "shh".

"Gliding like a metal plane, speeding like a space plane..." (Nightrain by Guns N' Roses)

 

"bob, bob, bod, durant", by the bleach boys. (although i wasn't "little". i was in high school at the time).

 

I thought that when Eric Clapton said cocaine in his song Cocaine I thought he was saying, "O-K." haha

 

It is. Not haunted, horny.

 

The Beatles, "love is all you need"

I used to think they said "rubber doll you need"

And I never quite understood who needed a rubber doll or why

 

love your picture Owl!!
who who!
peace
Delfynasa