So I was at this festival thing..

And there were all these porta pottys. And for the first time ever, I witnessed them being cleaned.

These guys pulled up in this big truck, stuck a tube into the porta potty, and sucked everything out.

What the hell do those guys say when people ask them what they do for a living.. "I'm a shit sucker"? Or at like, career day at school.. "my daddy is a waste transportation and extraction, expert supervising manager"

...then I thought about the name "porta potty"... Who came up with that? That's probably one of the gayest things you could name it. How about a carryable craper....or shifting shitter?


Good job... You actually finished reading my drug induced ramblings...

 

yeah you see them multiple times throughout the weekend at any festival... very common

how did you think they got that stuff out? tip the shitter upside down ? lol

 

ohh and i call a porta-shitter a "johnny on the spot"

 

I never really thought about it.. I guess by shovel.

I always kinda hoped they poured gasoline down there and lit on on fire. Burns everything out and they're good to go.

 

I actually thought they hauled them away to clean them.

I tipped one over when I was a kid. Construction site at night

 

The staff kept reciting how much we paid for our tickets when they where checking our wristbands pointing out it would not be fair for people to sneak in.

They should have those same people at the port-o-lets saying the same thing when the seats are caked with toilet paper (none left to use if you have a strong stomach) and piss and shit.

 

Someones gotta do it man

 

I know man.. I'm not even trying to mock them, but how does someone even get that job??

It's not like you just apply to be a janitor or something, you actully have to search out a fuckin porta potty company, and then out of all the jobs they might have, you find the one where you drive from place to place with the company poop tube.

 

Not if you go through a temp service.

 

lol.. at 10,000 lakes festival you would see one every 10min.. they kept shit clean.. literally.. everytime i saw one i was yell "shitters full!"

 

Haha. That was really funny.

 

Honey-Dipper.


these guys are the heroes of our times. ever go into a freshly-cleaned port-o-potty? yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about... how crazy is it to be sitting in one of those things thinking, "wow... this is nice...."

 

I'm no hero...I'm just doing my job

 

you know why the guy that cleans the porta potty, dont reply to your thread? Cause he earns enough money to go away to the Bahamas twice a month.. and he really dont give a shit what you think..

 

its nasty when they clean em, the entire surrounding area smells of shit. but alas i am used to it, due to festival life.

at all good this year, i got a fresh one...right after it had been sucked dry and sanitized....twas refreshing....

 

heathens. .

 

though he does spend a lot of time thinking about your shit..

 

i have SO MUCH RESPECT for them it's not even funny
i wish i could thank them somehow

 

My dad hauled sludge back in the day when steel was shrinking.. sludge is sewage.. http://www.keycartage.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/End_Dump11.jpg covered long dumpers, i worked covering them with tarpaulins, making $18.00hr in 1988 that kinda money only needed be earned for a month and you could quit..

 

i bet a lot of those companies hire felons