hey shit face..

so earlier im at work where this dude goes in the restroom and comes back outside wiping his nose, sniffles with toilet tissue from a stall< there is no other place to get it in there..

when I seen him, I said "hey shit face, i wanna talk to you" and he didnt seem to happy i called him shit face cause he thought he did something wrong?

I asked him didnt you just go to the bathroom and come out with that tissue ?

and he said "yeah"..

I then said "you know you walked past that dry erase board right there and there is a box of tissues, but you went in the stall to get some" "yeah" he said

"you just put 100 peoples shit all over your face, you know?" I then said..

He looked a little dumbfounded.. but I explained all the people that use the restroom, some of them from the dirty south lol, and put their shitty hands all over the TP you are using on your face right now?

just so you know, he went back in the restroom, I could hear the paper towel thingy going. he come back out with it wet.. then said "youre an asshole" to me with that thanks for the tip sarcasm..

Do any of you use toilet tissue from a warehouse bathroom stall on your face?

Or am I just being an over reactive germaphobe?

 

I think you are being a bit overreactive, and that guy was an asshole.

 

Fun fact: Your cell phone has much more fecal bacteria than a roll of toilet paper. And you put that up to your mouth

 

Actually everything but the outside layer is almost sterile because of the high heat used in manufacturing.

 

we should wipe our asses with cell phone then..

 

I've probably gone through enough cell phones to do that.

Plus it can play the new nelly while I'm wiping, thanks to the year 2010!

 

TP APP.. lol.. I should of known..

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i took a pretty big shit at school this morning.. don't usually do that, but i had to. they have paper thingies you can put over the seat.

 

I tend to be rather careful about public washrooms and use them only if I have no choice. So, I would not be inclined to use toilet paper from one as a tissue.

To be fair though, I think women tend to have a bit of an advantage as usually they will have some in their purse.

 

lemme tell you something.. the ladies room, they got a couch, and tissue box on the counter, lotions and hand cream, pretty colored walls, nice shinny brand new hands free garbage can..
wall to wall mirror, and a cool hygiene dispenser machine...

how come we cant get them things.. lol..

Funny green soap, tiny mirror, no couch, urinal pucks smelling up the jaun, machinist grease marks on every white stall door...
And no counter or tissue..

 

and our garbage can has been kicked around more times,, than Paul McCartney...

 

They put the couches in so that when we go all together, since we can't pee alone, everyone can wait for us.

Usually womens bathrooms are more upscale, no clue why. My hunch is that we are more likely to gripe about it.

See you need to request a new waste receptacle, then they think you are posh and deserve it!

 

Seems to me that for women, going to the restroom is a social event, whereas for men it's mostly about shooting out the shit out and moving on. So they make the women's restrooms look like party suites, and they make men's restrooms look like shit stalls.

 

I only piss in the public bathrooms...Id rather take a walk in the bush to take a shit

Im also one of those people who dont touch door handles in public places unless absolutely necessary..I usually use my feet and push the bottom of the door

I also feel like puking when i see a kid sucking on shopping cart handles :ack2:

 

You work?

 

Mine has spiders, has a potential to put splinters in my butt and flushes by sprinkling lye.

 

about as much as you do,.,

 

I use my foot to flush public toilets. Too many people don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom.

 

the 10 second rule is my only true friend

 

I do too ..imagine that..its nice to be self employed and have a computer nearby all the time