your favorite way to break the law

name it!

now i know we all love to blaze, so im askin for ya to keep that out. Still there are others.

For me?? number one is Driving!

I love speedin, cutting corners, passin anyone following the rules. Very few things offer the fun that an engine, speakers, and gasoline can.

Ever TPed a house the day before it rains?

Ever sold drugs at a drive through after doing the forth order?

Ever shoved a potato, in a muffler of a cop car, drilled a hole all they way through, then shoved a whistle in it, so that when he turns on his car, everyone blocks away hears a QWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

well?

 

i speed on my atv....its legal here on the roads and my bike does 100k...double the road and trail maximum..

 

I like rioting

 

I used to love speeding till I got slammed for doing 78 in a 35 on a bridge in the rain... $198 later not so fun. Serves me right for letting him catch me I spose

 

Without getting caught.

 

chopping cars

 

I like to drive wearing noiseproof headphones..

 

removing material tags off products before they reach the end consumer

 

i hear that.

i got caught speeding 3 times in like 2.5 years.. jacked my insurance up to like 1200$/year, and thats after i attended the license point reduction class .. no bueno.

 

That's fucked up.

I hope I never meet you in the real world.

 

only 198? thats fuckin cheap
doubling the speed limit is a felony

 

My favorite non-drug law to break is tax evasion.

 

one time in walmart i brought some super glue with me and went into the electronics section and i squirted a layer of glue on all the locks, so when an employee went to open a lock for a PS3, the key got stuck in there and he just left it in there.. LOL not really illegal but it was funny.


placing nails behind my vice principal's car tires.. 2 days later he went on the announcer thing and said "whoever stuck nails in my tires, come to my office now or you will get expelled from this school" .. oh he never found out it was me .. fucking dick, fucked over too many people to be liked

 

The Carnal Law

 

petty left

 

jaywalking is pretty sweet.

 

Especially when there's a buttload of people on the other side of the street just standing there watching you.

 

you live in the us? just curious.

 

I like to buy drugs from corner dealers with counterfeit money...

 

Vandalising public signage eg swapping street signs, drawing pictures over posters etc.