When you masturbate where to put the sperm

disgusting...lol

 

I don't do it on a tissue because I feel I ejaculate too much and I don't like it leaking through and getting on my hands...if I am tired at night I will just masturbate through my shorts and shoot on my boxers...sometimes though, I shoot inside empty water bottles or powerade zero bottles...

 

What?? I have sperm?!?!

 

I have a little shoe box house I made for my lovely sperm children. I am the God of my own soggy little microcosm.

 

Hahah, I love the way that that's phrased "putting" the sperm somewhere. As if you gently place it down into a little box or something.

To answer the question - usually I just shoot into a tissue for easy cleanup.

 

I mix mine with Sea Monkeys to create a new colony in my aquarium. They have already built a perfect statue of me out of aquarium gravel.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

lol

 

Into a tissue normally. I tend to grab enough so that it doesn't soak through the tissue & onto my fingers.

 

I always keep a bunch of napkins beside my computer. So every time when I'm masturbating watching some porno flick I don't have to think over some sophisticated method of how to hide my sperm, just cum in there.

 

I think one of my friends has been Jacking off into my aquarium. There is a new colony of sea monkeys and they are building a perfect statue of him out of aquarium gravel.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

spiderman it. have it in the palm of your hand, wait for an adversary, criminal, parent, to come into close perimeters

and then FIRE AT WILL.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqr_XkhBaXc&feature=related"]YouTube- Silence of the Lambs - Part 2
7:35

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

@ Reverand JC: You really do have a link for EVERYTHING don't you?
Semen + Sea People = Seaciety

@ TIB: So that's why Mary Jane was important to the story.....

 

Yeah I watch about 5 movies a week and usually have pretty good recall of most of them. That Silence of the Lambs clip was an inside joke between me and one of my friends in highschool (no jizz was ever lobbed though). It's funny that even in face to face conversations I make obscure references to movies, TV shows and songs that only I seem to get. The cool thing with the internet is that I can look up the video for reference and share so I don't look nearly as weird. Sometimes I leave out video clips to see if anyone else gets it.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

i put it into an afro wig!

 

on the tip the dildo, so I can put it back in my butt..

 

Dont tug it nearly as much as I used to, due to beautiful girlfriend, but a tissue, or any recepticle laying around, really.

 

I have, on an extremely hot summer night, with the lights dimmed, stood by the window near my bed and unloaded out that....

 

Napkin/sock

 

:rofl: :rofl: