i seriously need a library card

money? i don't need your moneys.

 

Ok. :leaving:

 

I'd tell you to just walk in, pick out a book you like, and make a run for it.

But since you don't wear shoes you probably wouldn't get very far. :biggrin:

 

if i did the title would have been.. "i seriously need your moneys"


i hate asking for money anyways.. i'd rather suffer.

 

steal? me? never!

i'd like to read more than i can carry anyways.

 

I was only joking.
But would help if you wanted it.
It's too complicated in America.
I took a gas bill to the library...They printed off a card...The end.

 

thats why i'm going nuts.. everything is complex..

 

I guess our eloquent words will have to do for now. *cough*

 

So you shouldn't wear a mustache and monocle.

 

Hey Boog, when you get your library card, will you read us more stories?

The one about the bear and the housefly was quite good.

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I can take care of the phone calling for you if you'd like. : )

 

i don't have a monocle, just glasses..

maybe..

yes please. a personal secretary would be nice, but then thats just allows me to be more.. 'crazy' i need to try harder not to be.

 

What if we pay you?

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to be a storyteller?

 

Well, if you decide you would like for me to, just let me know and I'd be more than happy to do that

 

No. To be a guard at San Quentin.

Of course, to be a story teller.

You'd be good at it too. You should start your own TV show.



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maybe.. i once told a 3 year old the same story like 30 times.

 

There was a guy whistling in the library yesterday. I hate that.

 

i FINALLY made that phone call.. arty: and i don't even owe any money.. so the DMV was wrong! those jerks... i have an appointment with them in a few weeks.

 

People at the DMV are some of the most boneheaded people I've come across. Not all of them. Some of them.

Sorry, anyone who works there or who knows people who work there. Don't bother throwing a tantrum because you feel insulted and defensive.

Sometimes the DMV workers overlook things in the software that tracks unpaid and paid bills. They don't enter data exactly the way they should and then the files wrongly show that people owe money. I've had it happen to me.

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