So I basically have the entire day to myself on a regular basis. Was wondering what suggestions people had on what I can do. Normally I play video games look at porn and do through normal jerk off. I'd welcome any jerk off techniques,artificial vaginas made from household objects, games, fun ways to keep me occupied all day. If you want to share stories I'd love to hear them. From men and women
since you have a day off, go out and meet an actual women trust me, that's the best advice you've never heard.
It really is, actually! Trust me, i'm sure you'd rather a visit from a pretty lady and get to lay around all day in bed with her than having to visit an ugly doctor, explain how you got a bottle stuck up your ass, and lay around in a bed in your local hospital. The world is your oyster, and if my advice runs flat- eat one, get frisky, and nail yourself to your wall whilst violently masturbating to Pretty Woman