out cool the person above you

I look things up on the internet. I'm THAT cool.

 

^ I don't need to, ..I'm so cool I already know it all.

 

I am cooler then you cause I have a big screen t.v

 

My balls sag lower than all yalls

 

i can tie my pecker to a tree to a tree

 

I have a big axe!

 

I'm cool cuz I'm new here... oh wait =\

 

I'm cool because I have the best sig pic...

 

I'm also cool because I just added a thread that will pop up as new for the next 5 days..

 

I am color then you cause I am from the u.p.