What do you do when the police ask for your dealer?

What a cop might say is something like "do you know how much trouble you are in, we have XXX ammount of drugs from you and you will be going away for a long time". Then they switch to good cop mode and try to be your friend "Hey man I want to help you out here, I know your just a regualr guy, give us your dealer, and I promise you we will be lenient. It's standard r training, they want to scare you but also make you believe that they can help you. They don't really care about you, what they want is your guy. If you give him up they will give him the same deal to get his guy.

But the police do not dertime the severity of your sentance the judge does and helping them out really does little to help your case. Because in the eyes of the judge your still the same drug offender.

 

Also never mention if they dont read you your rights at the time of arrest. If they screw up and don't then it is often a get out of jail free card.

 

Thats simple,
I just tell them I got it from Hardrockerdave94.
Whats the big deal?

 

i would love for police to ask me who my dealer is because i would put up a little fight then after a little convincing id give them the name of one of the kids who i grew up with and even give them his address as a joke. He doesnt do any drugs and we used to play pranks like that on him and his family all the time

if the police started watching his parent's house and doing police stuff like that to them it would be perfect

one time (i think i was 11 or 12) we were at his house and his mom left so we locked her out and convinced him not to let her in and she saw us through the window laughing at her and she started throwing rocks at us haha

 

never snitch on anyone,. i live in a college town so my answer is easy "i got it from some college kid in the park". and then the cop asks you what he looks like and you start describing him or her lol

 

you tell the cop that you buy off his mother

 

say it came from a guy, with orange hair, 6'1", can only see 3 teeth when he talks, yellow eyes, with a skin tag between his eyes, a blonde goatee with red highlights heavily showing, with a couple stray hairs growing out the tip of his nose, which is shaped like a negro's, and has rainbow colored rings saying "love in the ass is bliss" with a tatoo of a cow with jesus' head placed on backward, and has a tatoo of his wife on his ass.

im sure they will find him in a snap with those details

 

haha im baked as hell, when i re read my post my eyes were quivering at the sight of "love in the ass is bliss" then i broke out in snorts, then my diaphragm hiccupped in laughter.

 

Well this is a tricky situation. I am firmly against snitching, but that cop is just gonna go harder on you if you say some shit like "Nah brosif, that would be a voilation of the code of the STREETS, son!"

Just say something like "If I snitched on him he'd fucking kill me. It's not gonna happen, no disrespect to you, but I'd be in fear for my life"

They can't really fuck with you after saying soemthing like that.


One time I got arrested for underage drinking and the cop just out of the blue asks me "So where's the coke, who got the coke round here?"

lmao, I'm like man I don't do coke, I just drink. They sell boozeover the place though, try the phone book if you want some leads.

 

tell him some bullshit, but don't snitch, thats just so low there's I don't see any reason why you would have to tell them anytning at all. When dealing with the police you should say as little as possible.

 

Make up a story the longer it is the more and more they wont pay attention

 

whisper in the cop's ear "they have 2 snipers on my head right now, and i promise you i will be dead in 2 minutes, let me run away"

 

"It's like I have a gun in my mouth, with the finger on the trigger, and I like the taste of gunmetal"

Damn Downey, you're a trooper buddy

 

the dope fairy, u know,the tooth fairy's cousin they got an illegal gambling ring goin on at the lucky charm guys house

 

Tell them.

Shame on you for smoking pot to begin with

xP

Nah, I have no idea, just don't fuckin say anything. Or any of the above xD

 

I just tell them the Pakis at the gas station sold it to me.

 

hahahahaha. almost all of these responses are really funny, however on a more serious note, dont say anything at all, snitching on someone is a bad thing to do. Or if you are feeling more daring, make some HUGE elaborate story and make the police waste time and resources on some huge bust or something. If they accuse you of lying say they must have been tipped off by something and moved location.

and for the most part, fuck the police.

 

Why has this thread gone on for so long? Here is the answer to the question.

If I cop asks you for your dealer, you do not give it to him. It doesn't matter how you do it as long as you don't say "Nah nigga, I aint no snitch" he's not gonna fuck with you too much.

But snitches do infact get stiches. Don't get it twisted.

 

If you make up random ass lies and make them waste their time they'll charge you with obstructing an investigation. That's just another charge you got for being a dumbass. Good job.

I think I need to make a new slogan for myself. Just get the word out there.

 

"I was alone and very drunk one night *blackout* and I dont remember where I got it from, found it next day in my pocket."