i wonder if jesus...

picked his nose and ate boogers as a child.

 

Probably.
Don't all kids?

 

yes..

but didn't he have like.. divine knowledge since birth? wouldn't he know better then?

 

I wonder if he turned his boogers into salted fish, if he had the ability to transmorph such things and he still chose just to eat his gross fuckin' booger I would lose all respect in the guy.

 

I wonder if jesus ever beat it?

 

"you're a booger.. BAM! you're a piece of candy!"

 

I wonder if Jesus ever wished he was a lil bit taller.

 

How tall was jesus?

 

i don't, i do not!!

 

Probably not... That's why boys were circumcised back then.

 

Holy Shit!! no thats Mt Everest.. It is snot!!!

 

Boys were circumsized so they couldn't beat it? I'm circumsized and I beat the shit out of it? I don't understand what your saying.

 

When are the heathens going to stop trying to nail Jesus for everything?

 

Jesus picked his ass and ate dingleberries. The boogers were just appetizers. That dude was sick and twisteduke:

 

i'm talking about regular jesus .. not zombie jesus or juggalo jesus.

 

I'm talking about regular Jesus too. The dude was strange. I don't understand how he became such a cult symbol.

 

cult.. being the keyword!

 

Shame on you people!! I suppose you all think he had a butt hole too!! Tsk-Tsk.

 

Cults occasionally evolve into a world religion. Then they are fiercely defended by the establishment instead of being looked at with suspicion.

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