My girlfriend can only masturbate using dead puppies

I tried to come up with the most shocking thread title that didnt actually cross that line that means being deleted. I mean I think I've seen every thread title imaginable here


I think I might have succeeded, we shall see


Of course the thread isnt real, I dont have a girlfriend


No puppies were harmed in the making of this thread

 

I bet there is someone on this forum who rather likes that idea.

 

Meh, I've heard worse, and there's always one.

Glad to see that the drama storm I was expecting from the thread title won't be materialising though ^^

 

I might go close my eyes on the porch after a wake up doobie lol....and i just realized this is not that thread.....

ooohhhh puppies

 

Maybe i'm weird, but I read the title and was more surprised that you had a girlfriend than anything else VG

 

heheh lol

 

I got sad for a sec, then I realized it pob wasnt what it seemed

 

I masturbate using only dead ponies

420 of 'em

 

I knew the thread was BS the second I saw it.
VG doesn't have a girlfriend, don't think he even likes girls "in that way".

 

I only masturbate to 1940s retro porn with the knowledge that most of the women are either dead or octogenarians by now


Hotwater

 

My favourite porn star was Sophie 'bury me in a Y shaped coffin' Suckit

 

I think I'll stick with Jane Russell





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that sounds just as bad!

 

Now when you say "with", do you mean - in the company of, or something else?

 

I thought I would find a "1" post person explaining a problem like this.. i've seen it before. They open a forum account and post a maximum of 5 times in different sections asking questions or explaining problems as crazy as your title lol.

 

Our new Welsh PM is against same sex marriage, so we've all been pre-arranged with women from her old country, I got your mom


There's a starter kit that was sent out to us as part of this new program, It contains: A copy of "It's not the Stork", A ten foot pole, a blindfold and ear plugs

 

Keep talking.

What breed?

*fapfapfapfap*

 

cant take you serious VG, cause you is a homo..

 

The good thing is that at least you won't have to bend your morals...women have buttholes too

Plus I hear Imaginary's mom has quite the hairy rump

 

Now by "using" dead puppies do you mean rubbing or insertion?