getting carded at 75

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/7_on_your_side&id=7441118

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I Wish The Local Bottle-O Would Card Me, It Would Be Such A Boost To

My Ego, That I Would Be Floating On Cloud Nine For Months....

Last Week I Dropped In To Buy Some "Social Lubricant", And Asked The

Very Nice Young Man On The Checkout, Did He Require Proof Of Age..?

I Think The Little S**t Is Still Laughing....



Cheers Glen.

 

I make sure my license is filthy as fuck,, I no lie.. my drivers license has grease, tobacco ashes, all kindsa nasty stuff.. might even be nut on it,, think it was on the table once whens some got loose when I was cracking them.. I hand my id to tellers..
haha jokes on you..

 

With any luck, it will break the card swiping machines.

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Excerpt:

"One further note, because of all the complaints, Safeway in Petaluma will stop requiring scans for customers over 40."

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liquor stores don't ask me when i get meh beer....gas station does when i buy cigs. i look like i'm 16

 

Use one of those cassette tape demagnetizers.

 

I am sure that I shall soon get carded again, it shall be for a seniors discount this time around.

 

My husband got carded at Walmart in NC...but they actually thought he was underage. He's 38, he just has practically no facial hair, and no grays yet, which makes me mad...

 

Be glad he didn't say something like, "If your grandchildren look like they're under 30 we might card them."

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