Hi guys. I have a housemate who lives above me and his girlfriend is visiting from Europe for 3 weeks. Whenever they have sex (sometimes in the morning) the vibrations from their sex wake me up. It's usually when he's finishing her off with the thrusting (I think) and so I feel their rhythm vibrations in my bed. Even the furniture vibrates. Is it possible for them to do whatever they're doing less violently? Anybody have this problem before? It's annoying as I don't want to be a part of their sex life. Discuss.
When he's finishing her off?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH no I don't think so. I'm a little concerned about your living space though. Is it made out of match sticks?
I thought noise might be an issue, but if he's shaking the foundations with his thrusting, you might want to let this one go. The man is armed and dangerous!
It as old house. The room he's in I think was converted from an attic to a room. Also, switching rooms at this point is not an option.
In your case I would talk to him, try to make it subtle but get the message across. Hopefully he doesn't huff and puff and bang your whole house down
just politely mention, when she's not around, that it would be nice to wait until you are not at home or at least not sleeping.
Not jealous you idiot. Nobody's really answered my question if it's possible he could just fuck her not so hard. I think he could. Any women on here?
Quietly taking them both to one side is probably your best bet. Either that or getting the most horrendously cheesy and retro love-song you can find and playing it on full blast as they're getting into it
When its vibrating, smash an axe in your door and go "Heeereeess Rychlik!" Before chopping off his Penis.