i just watched 'the matrix' again...

and i'm pretty sure that i am neo.

 

You have no facial expressions and can't act?

 

i knew you were neo before you did

 

yes and wow!

i have to go back to the real world now but when i come back to the matrix i'll tell you why i'm neo..

 

guns
we need more guns

 

Lots of women are going to want to have sex with you! Go boog!

 

yes, lots

yeah.. i'm prepared for that. it's just the matrix so it wouldn't really be like i'm a lesbian.

 

Woooah

 

i'm pretty amazed myself too...

now i just need to find the white rabbit and follow it.

 

I always figured I was mouser.

 

the first guy to die?

 

I just behave like that guy. You know, like a nerd who tries to philosophise about our impulses and such. I don't program hot girls in red though.

 

oh.. you should. everyone likes boobs.

for me though.. if you could make the lady in red a guy in overalls and thats it.. maybe a hat. that'd be great. thanks.

 

That might not be so easy

When the matrix was first released there was a wave of white rabbit requests at tattoo parlors across the country



Hotwater

 

then i gotta make out with some lady in the bathroom who's wearing a dress that's made from condom material in front of my beloved.

 

can you film it for us?

 

sure.. i'll let her know it's for the hippies.

 

Hey I can fly a helicopter can I be Trinity?

 

This is totally off-topic, but the tree in your avatar looks like a mascara brush. I just felt like pointing that out, for some reason.

Carry on.

 

Sitka spruce?