i have no clue how to get laid

hello everyone,

i am a 20-year-old american male. i left high school to go to college, and spent my adolescent years in a long-distance relationship that involved leaving home and spending about three months out of the year with a girl already established as my girlfriend. therefore i never really learned the seemingly arbitrary rituals involved in getting laid, just having casual sex once in a while.

yesterday i ran into a girl i know to be pretty slutty, and she eagerly invited me to spend the night at her place for a few beers. i sensed a one-night stand coming so i figured why not. the problem is, i don't know what the hell i'm supposed to say or do to get the ball rolling. we took a couple of shots, she put on a moive, and nothing ended up happening. i know guys are supposed to make the first move, and i racked my brain trying to figure out what the hell i was supposed to do, but everything i could think of saying or doing seemed some combination of sleazy, lame, harassing and above all embarrassing. i'm a pretty respectful guy and i tend to respect peoples' dignity, and this is a game i simply don't know the rules to. i just wanted to get fucked!

the only girl i've ever had casual sex with made it too damned easy. she just asked me out of the blue "do you wanna make out?" and it went from there easily. if anyone could offer some advice and reserve the judgments which i assure you i've already sufficiently piled on myself, it would be much appreciated.

thanks.

 

Do you live in a big city? Get a prostitute.

 

weird maybe she got nervous or changed her mind once you were over. but you have two elements of possible sex going on : alcohol and a movie playing, lol. you should have just sat closer to her when you were watching the movie and drinking and just put your arm around her and seen her reaction, if she smiles or doesn't do anything give her a kiss on the cheek, see her reaction, still smiling or nothing, keep kissing her cheek and leaving a trail of kisses to her lips or neck, or go to her ear and nibble on it, that'll get you a good reaction

theres no secret to it you just have to turn her on man, foreplay. if she wants it then foreplay is how to begin it. gotta be good at foreplay.

 

yea i pretty much saw that coming a mile away

 

listen if your too scared to make a move, well ......you have to get over it and do something ...anything

 

I agree with Mr. Writer here. Start with putting your arm around her and try to read her reaction from there.

Wouldn't it be nice if people would just say what they wanted? But it is so difficult to be that kind of person. The brave kind. Because there is always the chance of looking stupid and/or being rejected.

 

pull your cock out and start to jerk it....ok maybe not.

 

Dude there are manny things that can help. First you should know that there is hole industry regarding getting layed. Pick up artist forums may help you a loot. Here is what can you do to inprove yourself.

First growe some balls. Try difrient things, take a decisions in you life. Dont let stuff happend, plan it and go for it.

Next start inproving yourself. Got to jym, start to workout, or better join some martial artist club and commit yourself to be stronger better and more confidant.

Next sum your life, girls like fun, so if you are not that guy that they all lust for. You need to cr8 lifestyle that will help you to get where you want to go.

Indentity is big inportant. Girls like rockstars, celebrities, emullate one of them. But biggest thing is that you know in your head. That you are a KING and every girl is beneeath you. You are the prize. As soon when you start to act that way, they will adore you.

Go to random bars and chit chat with random girls. tell em, hey, I want to ask you someting. Are all girls lovley as you are? you know that you wake lust in every man here. So how come you are not a shame becouse fo that ( sarcasticly )

Acuse her of her hotnes, and tell her that you can control yourself and its all her fault, and shee needs to get away, becouse her lips are so hiptnotic

next, you need to practice to be ballsy. Find mode one by alan roger currie, one off best books regarding honesty and farward comunication to girls about casual sex and similar stuff...

I hope that you find this helpfull... Regards Garry

 

I really don't understand what the problem is, I think the majority of the time you're in your head too much. When I say this I mean to say that you probably over analyze/over think most situations. When you start to think about all the things you could do to get the ball rolling you shouldn't be overly concerned if it's sleazy. The girl randomely invites you over, and seems to be someone who puts out often,i'm sure any advances you made on her would be welcomed...she wouldn't have invited you over if they wouldn't be.
I think you should be the other person, the one who sais "let's makeout". Find an alter-ego one who isn't constantly weighing the pros and cons of a pick-up line. I think you're too intelligent for your own good sometimes. Just let it happen, sometimes it helps to have afew drinks to let loose.
I invited a guy over I had met at a party on st.patricks day. It was a really out of character move for me because I normally don't invite guys over. Before he got there I was extremely nervous and wondering what I would say...so we just popped in fear and loathing in las vegas and sat on the couch. He wanted to smoke weed, but my brother was home so I invited him to me bedroom where my pot was... And we just kind of layed in bed and listened to music...I was really unsure about having sex with him..and wasn't really that into it..but he was persistent! He eventually said something like " Come on, you want to feel good I want to feel good let's feel good together, it doesn't have to be a thing let's just have fun" something along those lines. But it made me realise I was overthinking the situation (I normally do) and sex doesn't have to be this big thing where you worry and stress over how to get it going. You just go with it, because you don't really experience the fun or a moment if you're constantly thinking about it. So needless to say we fucked! My response was "okay...but can we fuck doggy style" lol!!....So just let loose!


Goodluck.
I hope I helped in some small way.

 

Damn I am so high and this made me laugh so fucking hard.

I am sure I would have laughed if I wasn't high but goddamn....hahahaha

 

I love casual sex but being the girl, I wont make the first move. But once it is made lol its a good night from there on out

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Garry got banned for that post look!! "Garry: posts,3 _______ Garry: posts, 4 Banned."

 

Oh shit now I look like a dumbass :/ Lol its a different person.. Shit. Kill me.

 

some girls like to be choked.. strike up a convo

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

really? you call me brave? because when i want some cock filling me up i just grab it/him, or i just say "wanna fuck me?" something like that.

 

:rofl:

 

a hole industry. word, like the forest is free right? full of stick and stones, no wonder chicks don't need dude prostitutes to get laid.




don't know if that was funny at all, but worth a try.

 

Garry was fun. Too bad he got banned.

 

tptb are watch :leaving: