In Some Distant Galaxy

On some distant planet there's a man or woman exactly like you. Same face, attitude, and everything. Except their voice is really high because they breathe helium instead.

But srsly. Given the amount of planets there is probably someone exactly like each and every one of us. That's trippy.

What would you do if you met them?

 

Dunno.

 

this theory is far stretched i dunno

 

Probably wake up abruptly from the nightmare I was having.

 

There are plenty of people who look very similar with no blood-connection at all. There are only 6 billion people on planet Earth and we are relatively tiny on the scale of planets. I think it's very possible

 

Similar but not exactly the same. Even twins are not the same.

 

if i met them i would toke up with them duh...

if they are exactly like me, they are huge potheads :sifone:

 

I would murder them and steal their abilities.

 

99.9% the same. If you have enough of anything two are bound to be exact.

 

How would you steal them?

I'm intrigued about your methods

 

I always figured that, seeing as things follow the same pattern, aliens would probably look humanoid and have gone through similar evolutionary path on a similar planet. I don't agree with the idea that aliens could look like anything.

 

nothing.

 

I would eat their heart, of course.

 

To gain their courage. Their warm, tasty courage

 

they're not that far away. only right on the other side.

 

ask what they have to drink?

 

never heard of a snowflake?

 

Sidestep him and kick him in the guch from behind.

I would hafta sidestep him because he'd probably be thinking the same thing.... Fucking does4.

 

Or doubled over in pain from his kick because he out thought you. If my double wasn't imaginary he'd probably be clueless.

 

Heh, maybe we successfully kick each other at the same time. That'd be pretty cool.