The tough and important questions

Simple, ask a question and then someone else quote and answer then ask their own question.

Shall we begin.....

Why is poop brown?

 

It's brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells.
(i cheated cuz i wanted to know)

Q) Why do men have nipples?

 

Because evolution has not yet gotten rid of them. I'm sure we won't have any in another few hundred-thousand years. One has to remember though, when we are developing in the womb we all start out as the same gender, then from there we develop into the gender we become. One would have to know at what point nipples develop on a fetus. If they develop before the lifetime gender is assigned, then they will not be evolved out because they are necessary if the fetus becomes a female.


Why does the government hide so many interesting things from us?

 

Because too many people are uneducated and respond too emotionally to certain truths to understand them.
Also because government is full of evil little trolls who eat babies and raise taxes to fill thier own pockets.

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

Because you banged that hooker in the dark


Why do the french want to separate from Canada?

 

because canada is not upholding french values. i guess.


why cant the world just get along?

 

Because people have different values


Why don't people ever try to stage a revolution or change crappy governments?

 

They do, all the time. Some are more violent then others.
Plus it depends on your definiton of crappy government. Some will say America has crappy government, and they are right, to a point. But in comparison with a lot of the rest of the world it's pretty damn good.
So you have to get to a point where the majority want radical change and not just a few small factions of the population.


Why do they usually put 10 hot dogs in a pack, but the buns only come 8 to a package ?

 

So you spend more money on buns

Where oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where oh where can he be?

 

He's sitting in a window with a "for sale" sign tied around his neck


Why do women who paint their breasts take themselves so seriously?

 

They generally take themselves so seriously as no one else is going to take them that way after that stunt.

Why are fresh vegetables so expensive and frozen crap is not?

 

Because the man wants us on a steady diet of additives and pesticides to keep us dependant on the medical industry.

What is it you really want?

 

To live a normal life

why do we have to play this game

 

To make a positive difference in people lives.


Why do people not smile more?

 

You make me smile every time I talk to you Heat. That's a positive difference from my usual indifference.


I think people don't smile more because they are unhappy that they don't really know themselves or what they want.


What is one thing you will make sure you do before you move on to the next life?

 

We do not have to play this game, we can ignore it...........oppps too late.

Why does the toast only burn on one side?

 

lol. That is a good question. Maybe there are more heaters on that one side.



Where do those lost socks in the dryer really go?

 

Make any amends that I need to and wear clean underwear.

Why do apples that have worms in them always appear so much nicer in shape and colour?

 

No pesticides were used.

Why do humans find it so easy to lie?

 

Because even rotten apples want somebody to want them

Because we are selfish.


what's your favorite holiday?