In Some Distant Galaxy

quit conceiving him

 

A properly placed pair of kicks would forestall conception on both ends of that equation for surely your double is advising the same of his on their side of the universe.

 

Ha, yea. A lobotomy might work too, on both ends.

 

I'd rather a free bottle to the front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. I'm sure my galactic doppelganger would agree. We're both lukewarm on anyone else getting them though...

 

You know what they say, two heads are better than one, you can agree to disagree but lobotomies can raise a lot of heated discussions. You wouldn't want to bottle anything up and regret not speaking your mind later. I find staying cool and picking each other brains can lead to an agreement.

 

Every time I speak my mind my galactic double stutters.

 

have hot sex with it

 

Have a deep conversation about 'god' and the fabric of existence.

 

I think I may ask my other self if he wants to run a train on my girl with me. That could be interesting.

 

jam on the piano

hah TNS atta boy

 

So if someone told you to go fuck yourself, you could happily do it.

 

I'd use it as a mannequin to see what would happen if I had blue hair or something.

 

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Now that's usin' your noggin!

 

Not recognize her - i am TERRIBLE at face recognition. Once someone pointed it out to us (i presume she is also rather prosopagnosic) a conversation would ensue. i suspect, ultimately, we would bore or irritate each other and ultimately not want to have much to do with each other . . .

 

I would start multiple companies and get so much cash I could take over the world.

 

if i met one of my other selfs it would actually be myself and yourself, and technically i have met all of these other selfs even on this planet, so what would i do.. i'd keep doing what i do.. and do some more..

but for the sake of the question i'll get all serious and say if i met a near-clone of my self in the respect you're probably asking, i'd make sweet space love to them

 

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in a distant galaxy, this is me... " oh yeah "..

 

Imagine there's some planet where everyone speaks like Christopher Walken.

 

I don't think that's true, because evolution does not follow a linear path. Even if there was another planet, somewhere, with conditions exactly like the earth had when life arose, and that maintained the same conditions as the earth did, I think the chances of me having a doppelganger somewhere aren't that good.