Hello forum, I have a completely hypothetical question. Lets say.. my friend John wants to bring some MDMA crystals on an international flight to Dubai.. let's say about.. 3g's. John has never brought anything on a flight before and is not sure how to do this, he is curious if they would show if he put them in his suitcase (checked luggage) or if he should carry it on with him, To make his challange harder he is departing from a rather big international airport. Can you help John?
First of all you are a idiot. Second? I would say double wrap that shit in a condom and stick it in your ass. Thats the safest way. Hope to god that condom dont break either.
Have fun. Make sure you are calm when walking through the airport too. If you raise any suspicion then that will give them more of a reason to stick a finger in your ass. Literally.
Flight#321 on Self-Destruction Airways will be departing gate 00 within 20 minutes. Please make sure you have your boarding passes and condom balloons ready . . .
