BS Qualifications

I'm qualified in Mavis Beacon.

 

do you want a hand of applause

 

wtf does that mean ?

 

Mavis Beacon is a fictional female African-American character created for the Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing software

 

It's that shitty typing program where they give you a degree that they make you use in whatever school. Not the point of the thread anyway

 

Im certified nuts.. and they let me have firearms..

 

He can touch-type... unlike the rest of us who have to maintain some degree of eye contact with the keyboard.

 

Bullshit qualifications. I didn't think it was polite to swear in a title

 

noooBS...

 

oh i am typing w/out looking at the keyboard right now.. learned that in 7th grade i think.. i fuck up on numbers though.. i've accidently logged into 9 different bank accounts.. jk

 

ha i remember mavis beacon


i think i still have my plaque somewhere that says i passed the D.A.R.E program in like 5th grade lol a lot of good that did

 

never did dare

 

i totally have a copy of mavis beacon teaches typing for kids.

i lol'ed

 

Its very true what iam reading, what it means? Thats beyond me.

 

Her voice used to annoy me.

 

I'm the best typist here

 

bs=bachelors of science

i has it

 

gots a blackbelt in origami

 

I have a leather belt in belt making.