places youve masturbated

In the woods in Mississippi

In an open public toilet on a wharf in New Orleans while walking my beat at night (hmm beat my meat on my beat). I was a cop.

In my barracks toilet stalls for 4-years in the Air Force (Gotta do it somewhere)

In a 56 Ford speeding down I-95 at night.
On a Honda 450 while speeding down a dark highway at night.

In my apartment - in front of a camera. (pix posted on LifeOut)

EDIT:
I forgot about doing it in a swimming pool that we took over at the Atlanta Pop Festival, July 1970. Was naked already and young and horny - well just did it. Don't know if anyone noticed.

 

in a lake, by the dock with people walking on it, while holding the boat and waiting for my friend to park the truck. little fish ate my jizz after i shot it. was funny

 

Standing behind my cousin as she slept on the couch.

 

In a "female" porta potti on a construction site, enjoying the smell thinking off all the womens tight buttholes the turds came from....

Just kidding, but I did whack it in a new porta potti once...

 

On a public bus. I made the poor old lady next to me cry.

...just kidding.

 

in the steam room at the gym, was naked and got hard so i stroked it out-i was alone

 

Probably my best friends living room, he had gone to the bathroom and whilst he was gone I got hard and decided to have one. I finished just before he got back, thank God he didnt see the cum!

 

in the woods, butt digging, had my legs sticking out of the bushes christmas eve of 2007, digging so nicely and it felt insane and nasty. after i came i was funky as hell lol

 

a public hottub, in an intersection in the early morning totally naked, on the roof, in the mountains (manytimes) in my boat, in my car, back yard, at the mall (pocket pool)

 

At work in the bathroom.

What is interesting wasn't where I did it, but into what. I took the hand lotion off the desk of a hot girl that I work with when she wasn't there and I knew no one would see me, went in the bathroom and shot a big load in to her hand lotion. Since the lotion was white also, I knew she'd never detect it. So next time I saw her putting lotion on, I smiled knowing she was rubbing my cum into her hands too.

 

In the back of a police van (20 years ago when i was pretty pissed) blew a wad all over the seats

 

And was the driver a female cop?

 

0_o

my fav -- In the back garden during a light summer rain.. the atmos was perfect and I was naked and all alone! I had the biggest grin when I went out that night!

 

I did it once in a busy street, standing in front of a shop window. Under my coat, of course! And once in the cinema sitting beside my aunt. I've often wondered whether she didn't notice or just pretended not to. And a few times on the top deck of a bus.

 

during my A2 history exam, still got an A, best exam ever hehe