Youre a vegtable

if you could be any kind of vegtable what kind would you want to be? personally, i wouldnt give a shit.

 

an avocado.... i love the etymology of the word.

 

ketchup

 

avacado is a fruit.
Broccolli

 

As is ketchup, or at least it stems from something that is a fruit. I don't like vegetables.

 

Asparagus

 

considering botanically there is no such thing as a vegetable then I guess I'd not exist...

Holly

 

Kiwi.....it's a fruit...it's a bird.... it's a fruity bird.

 

I'd be a dingleberry hahahahaha!!

 

i think i would like to be... a snow pea

 

hm, i think i'd be a kohlrabi...cool crisp unique crunchy and low in carbs.

 

a turnip or spinach..

 

I'd be a cucumber, cuz I'd get shoved into alot of orifices.

 

I would definantly be an eggplant. Ya know, I heard something the other day about eggplants being either male or female...weird. Anyone know anything about that?? Of course, I guess an eggplant would be a fruit wouldn't it?

 

On the bottom of the eggplant you'll either see a round or oblong spot. I can't remember which is which (male/female), but you want to buy the ones with the oblong spot cause they have less seeds.

I'd be an artichoke, because then i'd be threateningly thorny, irresistably delicious, and i'd make you fart.

 

A potato I guess, since I realized a cantalope ios a fruit.... It could still be stuck in orifices...

 

apple... or is that a fruit??

 

uh, yeah...its a fruit...

 

dammit.. I guess I'll be... ummm... too fucking bad I'm choosing a damn apple anyways!!!

 

If you can be an apple, I can be a cantalope! Yay!