the pope is gonna baptize space aliens

really! he said he would.

does this mean they are coming soon? i think so....

 

Great. Now nobody will visit earth because of him and his holy water.

 

he's an idiot

 

He'll be baptized in return

 

hahaha awesome..

 

i'd pay a dollar to see that!

 

He should concentrate on keeping out of prison for the shuffling of child rapists to out of the way churches so that the clergy could more easily fuck them.

Leave the space aleins to Mulder.

 

Perhaps it is a recruitment program to boost declining numbers of members?

 

So he wants to spread Christianity beyond the Earth. Considering the track record with that (crusades, pograms, genocide, the inquisition) prepare for interstellar war!

 

indeed.. this can only END badly.

 

he's too late, scientologists already got da aliens

 

AND Dana Scully. She's Irish Catholic, remember.

 

Can the pope ever be arrested for anything? Doesn't he have some sort of planet-wide diplomatic immunity?

He's like Jesus, only uglier...and a douche.

 

I'd suggest he baptize robots except that doing so would cause their thought processors to short out... come to think of it- that's what religion tends to do to people... I'll move ahead with that endorsement.

 

Why the hell would you baptize an alien?

Odds are theyll be the aliens from Signs and when baptized the one's head will explode or something. This will bring about the annihilation of humanity because the Pope can do whatever he wants... douche

 

From what I have heard, if there is life out there, then God made it. Therefore, I suggest that the aliens already have a Super Pope who outranks our Pope.

We could have a Pope-off, winner baptizes all.

 

In fact pope is predator and in order to baptize aliens pope will have to hypnotize them. Pope and his fellow predators already practice hypnotizing young boys and eating there brains.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLTRDH2YFqc&feature=grec_index"]YouTube - 2010: The Year We Make Contact - Europa Sequence

 

jesus died for the aliens' sins.. all aliens before that went to hell

 

exactly.. the pope will save them.. because whatever religion they are now is the creation of satan.