Greek Mythology

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by eru the blind, Sep 14, 2010.

  1. eru the blind

    eru the blind Member

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    There was a lamb made whole by the universe. He was given all things to care about but one day, someone said you can't have grass from the field. So he took his shiny little hooves and carved a great statue of mud and clay from the pit. He took gold and silver from the barn and adorned this statue with wrought rings bracelets and jewels from the cabinet of the farmer that so cruelly made him starve.
    One night, when the lamb had finished his statue and all its decorations, there came a little bird in the night. The bird explained that if you say a prayer on full moon, that you can see this statue that he made come alive!
    So the little lamb laid down on the cloak a laid on the floor next to the statue and started a prayer. Just as the bird said, the statue turned into a great and powerful man very high up from toe to head. The lamb called out, "I have made you!". And the giant looked down and started to laugh... "You, a lamb, have made me?!? You must be the smartest, luckiest little lamb I know. But, you must take me to the sea, for I must swim far and farther still to make sure I can keep you safe, that is all I can say for now". So the lamb took the giant the few miles to the coast, and, after saying their goodbyes, headed in opposite directions. Their friendship would allow them to communicate across vast distances without a word, something some people call telepathy.

    Now, we can continue this story tomorrow.

    (And say your own prayers before you go to bed would you, the giant needs your help!)
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    While the giant was swimming out to sea he had a sudden urge for roasted lamb so he turned around and began swimming back towards shore.

    When he finally caught up with the lamb; the lamb asked him “why are you doing this I created you” and the giant responded “because God must die for man to live” :eek:


    ….. or so said Nietzsche :D


    Hotwater
     
  3. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    I don't know how to pray, but I'm here for the next installment. As a friend of mine once said--- we show up. :)
     
  4. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm yo huckleberry.
     
  5. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Doc Holiday, I presume.
     
  6. eru the blind

    eru the blind Member

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    Well the giant got drunk and lost control of things to come up, but we've already heard this story as a cross of zeus and prometheus. one, zeus beat the titans, and that was wat the giant was going to do, except it was only one big bitch of a dragon. second, pro... he handed fire - lamb becomes human and finally king of all lands. the end. i'm a bit pissed myself. nevermind the future, just drop in to a mushroom trip to see the truth of th is, x zeus.a.d.m
     
  7. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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  8. euphoriaforall

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    prometheus and bob?
     
  9. eru the blind

    eru the blind Member

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    So the giant made it half way across the world without complaint, but found evil stirring within the young lambs mind. He started to rumble his great head around the new found land he was within, and made himself a commitment. He would fight the lambs demons abroad and return home with a promise to the young lamb - he would free the young sheep from its captivity and show it the new world. Wherever the giant would go, the sheep shall go. and that was the giant s perogative after fighting all the demons that was still his perogative! And so the giant gave birth to many young men and cats and dogs and farm animals of all ages after deliverng the lamb to freedom, and there was one last step they had to take before all was accomplished. Can anyone guess what that was?
     
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