my fingernail is going to fall off...

"snatch it off with the needle nose pliers"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9rnGp6_jHI"]YouTube - Beastie Boys Video Ch-Check It Out Video

 

Precisely what I used last time on my toe

 

man what did you do to it anyway?

 

yeah, finger and toe injuries tend to occur when you're walking around in a dark room wearing sunglasses...

 

Well when I wrecked my toe it was because I was wearing shoes that were too small while flying my practice kite. Picked me up and I pointed my foot too much to land. The finger story isnt as cool:

I was to drive my boss's truck and trailer to where I was meeting up with another person that gives lessons (I work for a stand up paddleboard shop). We were at a light, a block from where he lived, so we just did the Chinese fire-drill. Got out and went to shut it while I wasnt looking. Felt a sharp pain and as I turned I saw my finger coming out of the door. It was shut too... didnt hurt though.


I dont feel pain.

 

put some nail polish on it, and some hardener..

 

:toetap05:Has it happened yet?

 

Not yet, its starting to raise up though. I still cant touch anything with it -_-

 

Porky Pig bashing his fingernail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Ie3_H_uY8"]YouTube - porky pig son of a bitch

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Hahahahahahaha, son of a gun. My words were: "Fuck" followed by heavy pain