Okay, I guess I need to get a tattoo of a sexy chick with a tattoo herself of a lion with a fox head raping and eating a fox with a lion head, who's dressed in a suit.
Get "YOUR NAME" tattooed on your cock. So when you're in a bar, you can say to a women..."I bet i've got your name tattooed on my cock" You'll either wing in or get slapped!