It sucks being a guy

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Codmouse, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Yeah, I would shoot myself with some random guys load! Too easy, too easy.

    Please, you girls off of hipforum, I will hump you whenever you are horny. It will be fun! :D Then we can do drugs afterwards... lmao
     
  2. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    hf orgy :leaving: ?
     
  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I think so. I'm wearing the hat now, so... :hat:
     
  4. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    dose me, maybe add some molly plus some sexy men i am down :p

    lucy + sex = god damn amazing :drool5:

    on a serious note...i get horny as frequently as most men...and i too wish i had someone to just fuck whenever i damn well pleased (well i do it's called a vibrator, but that shit doesn't count.) sure women can get laid easier. most guys who are sluts don't necessarily know how to please a woman (maybe that's just been my experience w/young sluts, haven't been w/ a slut in a minute, and plan to avoid that in the future) ....i'll wait for good, meaningful sex for now...blah blah i'm such a girl :rolleyes:
     
  5. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    VERY sexy men. and a bottle of Capt'n :eggnog:
     
  6. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    nope, the lucy alone would most likely suffice, given good vibes from the people involved

    molly if otherwise necessary, but captain can be used in another scenario (one that is not mine :D )
     
  7. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    you can comes here right now and we can do this thing. we can do this thing!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9wUVtVybc"]YouTube - Andrew Dice Clay: How To End A Relationship
     
  9. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Well, am I sexy enough to join you guys?
     
  10. raz5

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    you are serious !
    he is serious!
     
  11. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Lol, no I'm not serious. Well.. Actually I am haha. But not really. But seriously...
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Damn, you look nothing like I expected you to look. Then again, nobody ever looks like I expect them to look. It's good to finally put a face to the posts:)
     
  13. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I don't agree, i'd like to believe there's more to men then that. I don't see how that's for my benefit either unless you're alluding that i'm ugly. *shrug*
     
  14. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    ditto!


    ok,
    what happened to your finger? how many AF shirts do you own? mostly the first one. thanks for the fayce.
     
  15. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I think she was just playing with words.


    Is there any trailer-parks near you?
     
  16. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    I sliced into it with a knife doing something dumb... So I did first aid and put a splint on it so it healed perfect, which it is so far. Stitches and hospitals suck, so I didn't go.

    AF shirts? I don't own to many of those... Like 1? Aero I have like 5, hollister like 6. Wal-mart special, like 3... Let me guess, your making fun of me because I don't have a old hoodie and a stoned look? ha...
     
  17. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Lmao, I've thought of this before. Trust me... Denver is one of the wealthiest cities around. Voted most healthy, 40+% have a bachelors degree (20% ave for the rest of the US), and there are no real real "bad" areas like st louis and atlanta. So trailer parks are hard to come by >_> lmao
     
  18. raz5

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    i don't do hospitals either unless i cannot control something or i am you know drowning in my own blood.

    it was a joke, i don't much care what you be wearing, but you hit the nail halfway. i would not think that you would be interested in going the extra way for the name brand look. that is the other half.
     
  19. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Ok. Go th other way. Become a pool boy to a rich socialite. :D

    I thought they were easy to come b...actually, never mind. :rolleyes:

    In all seriousness...I have a feeling you have standards, or limits...you might think about the easier options, I'm not sure you would take them.
    I could be horribly wrong.
     
  20. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    I think its funny that our community judges so much more than the people who don't use drugs. Seriously... When I go to burning man stuff they look at me weird. Like, "you can't be one of us". I've been asked if I was a cop so many times its hilarious.

    Not specifically to you raz, but who cares what I am wearing?! I know and have done all sorts of things in different cultures be it korea, military, stoners, preps, jocks, drunks. I like to spend time around it all, because it is cool to see how different people were. While me and my one friend floated around to all the different groups in high school, everyone else stayed in theirs (stoners, gangster, etc) and talked shit about the other groups, some more than others. Shittt, we even hung out with the geeks for like 3 months once! Many times of watching someone play video games in those months...
     
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