It sucks being a guy

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Codmouse, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Standards? Not really. As long as they are nice people and not ass holes I don't care what they look like. As for a wife, GF, friend, etc.

    Easier options like what?
     
  2. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    nah i don't look at it that way.

    that is why i said 'i don't care much what you're wearing'
    i only cared to the extent to make the joke :p my caring trial is over now. but i understand what you mean, that happens with plenty of things.
     
  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I mean rich/poor party girls. One night stands. No conversation. Not so nice girls but easy to get into bed. Any woman with a pulse, basically.
     
  4. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Do you live anywhere near raz? (joke)
     
  5. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    haha, she is scared. And thats ok, because thats just the way girls are, not horny! lmao

    Ehh, I hate party girls. Even if she is gorgeous the attitude literally makes me want to vomit and punch them in the face with my dogs ass...
     
  6. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

    I'm keen on the idea of them, but the reality would be very different.
    I'd probably not punch them in the face with my dogs ass, either. lol.
     
  7. noela

    noela Members

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  8. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    cod you are talking out of your ass sorry man

    chicks are hella horny

    let me tell you.

    and if you wanna fuck a girl maybe you should meet a girl, ya know, step 1. stop whining on the interwebs. ;)

    vibes and raz, wait up, ill bring the jello and the good stuff. :D
     
  9. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Psh, trying to smooth talk girls over the net :/ haha

    Anyways, girls are always less horny. I don't care what you have to say... :D Well then there should be a place where horny guys can meet horny girls.

    Oh, I had sex last night so its cool anyways :D
     
  10. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    they do :p it's called a club....i haven't been to a "club" since i was 18...i found it odd how people went there to dance, drink, look sexy...aka basically find 1 night stands.

    granted i've had a few 1 night stands, i don't dig that route anymore....


    i think i'm growing up...i'm kinda proud :)
     
  11. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Well, it ended up being a one night. But I think it may become a longer lasting FWB.

    Though, I did kinda bust a little earlier than I wanted... But thats what you get when u wait so long!
     
  12. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Haha. I got drunk two nights ago on some captain and brews. Ended up very drunk getting fucked on a damn garage floor (yeah, she took top for once :p).
    My back still hurts lol.
    I find girls to be almost as horny as me most of the time.

    Growing up, or falling prey to another illusion? ;)


    Edit: Did I miss a pic of cod or something? lol
     
  14. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Yeah, I had a one time kinda thing where I showed people on HFs what I look like. I've been on for a while and I thought my BEST FRIENDS (haha...) should see it so they can put a face to the posts.

    Then everyone started flaming me because of how ugly I am and the fact that I wear stupid clothes. But I had that removed.... ;)
     
  15. Smitty25

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    Haha, yeah, I posted a pic once in the stoner's lounge just cuz I never had.
    I'm friends with plenty of people that wear all those brands and shit if that makes you feel any better :p lol.
     
  16. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    DAMN DOOOD! Your sig pic is the shiz.

    So you mean u have friends that like to look good? Hmm, WEIRD haha
     
  17. Colimon

    Colimon Cheesus Christo

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    I've seen my fair share of horny girls, as said above I think lots of them don't like to directly say they are like dudes. I'm pretty sure theres a fair ammount of both boys and girls who get horny alot.
     
  18. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Codmouse Senior Member

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    I'm sure too, I just like to bitch. But without a doubt guys are more horney, in seriousness. I'm sure girls get real close (I know a few who are way hornier than I am) but on average no way.
     
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