Buying used dreadlocks for a great price

Hi cool cats and hip hounds, bird here.

Let me tell you a little history: I was born into a Catholic family and I turned to Rastafaranism 3 weeks ago. Since I do not have dreadlocks yet I would like to buy some.
For every single dread I will pay $0,25 and for a set of 10 (ten) I will pay $3,50.

Let me know if you are selling and help out a fellow Rastafaranist.

Love, bird.

 

Remove the comma from the ten set and we got a deal, homeboy.

 

I understand the rush man, but hopefully I can help clear some things up, as I'm in my 5th week of pastarastanism(the elite).

You can't just buy them, duh, you have to battle for them. Once you find your rasta, set up the battle via text message. He/she will be already ready. You should decide before hand if it's going to be a rap, dance or tap battle. Set up the date and get it on!

If you take the cake, cutteth those bad boys off and sew directly in to whatever hair you have.

If you lose, give him your first born or something.


Sending positive pasta your way. Good luck.

 

Dudeman I have a bag full of half dreads from the great wax shortage of '97. I'm sure we can work a deal.

Good to see you back bird

 

you're so hot

 

i was about to rage everywhere, but then didnt because this must be a joke. and jokes are funny.

 

jokes? i like g-yolkes

 

funny i was raised rasta and converted to catholosism 3 wks ago!

 

Ill sell you a QP for $500, all natural with red hairs. No kif though, just dandruff.

 

If i realised i could make money by selling dreadlocks i would of started growing em years ago