Just heard a good one on the radio: A hairy metal head = Kerrangutang I also like Podestrian = a pedestrian wearing an Ipod Heard any good ones? Feel free to make some up as well
Timble- An act involving two persons, one lying on their back with their legs and arms in the air (usually waving about) the other jumping in to the timbler's arms to create a horizontal hug scenario. Note: Timbles can also be created in varying styles if the participants are feeling creative, e.g the skydimble, where the standing person acts out their decent towards the timbler in the style of someone skydiving, or a longjimble, in which a person takes a long run up and a jump before diving into the arms of the timbler. In order for a timble to occur, it is often necessary for one of the people to say: I'm declaring a timble! Yes, we're strange :leaving:
so, what's a kerrangutang? a metalhead who reads a magazine called kerrang? (I think that;s what kerrang is)
A hairy metal head. And yeah, Kerrang is a rock magazine and also a music channel on the TV. How about fuzzbutter, defined as a bit of butter with a cat hair in it. Eww, fuzzbutter. Scratchywrinkletoes, a cat which has been shaved in order to prevent fuzzbutter. redimus gashimus (scientific noun) used to describe the owner of Scratchywrinkletoes, after attempting to shave the cat to prevent fuzzbutter.
found these and had a giggle: 1. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 2. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 a.m. and cannot be cast out. 3. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 5. Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. 6. Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 7. Dopelar effect (n.) (1) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly. (2) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 8. Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry. 9. Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex. 10. Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding. 11. Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world. 12. Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 13. Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit. 14. Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.
