Carrying folded newspaper walking towards mensroom at work

He was married, so I suppose it was his only opportunity if he was. I would ask why in a small bathroom at work, with people nearby. But all I need to do is go to the Kinky section here to find that answer, I'm sure.

 

suranwrap a toilet..

 

Everybody shits, but no one wants the details any more than we want to know when they are jerking off...which is something else everybody does...

 

Geesh this is a "shitty" thread

 

I think it has to do with people wanting to take a short break from their job without getting into trouble, so they take extra long to take a shit. They use the newspaper trick so everyone knows they're going to take a shit and won't suspect that they're just going somewhere to kill time.

 

Holy crap! I can't believe you took the time to post this thread OP.

 

if you're going to take a shit, it's nice to have reading material. is he supposed to hide the newspaper under his shirt or something?

i actually appreciate this. i do try not to touch them, but it's nice to have something to look down at and read while sitting there.

i also appreciate entertaining graffiti. it's unfortunate that 99% of bathroom graffiti artists are illiterate and have a terrible sense of humor.

 

Sometimes, when I'm working on my feet 14 hours a day, 7 days a week in a kitchen during the holidays I go sit on the toilet just to rub my feet and rest for awhile. And no, I don't wash my hands.

 

Holy crap! I can't believe you took the time to post in this thread TB

 

Ummmmm, how can I ask this delicately - what were you doing in the urinal?