You will not believe what happened to me today (or maybe you will if you know me well enough). I was out picking (stealing) lemons and disturbed a colony of red ants that were sunbathing in one of the trees. The vicious little bastards were all over me before I had a chance to react and were biting as if their life depended on it. I don't know if you've ever been bitten by a red ant but it stings like fuck! Anyway I'm screaming like a banshee whilst trying to get out of my vest and shorts while the dog's barking and running round like it was the best game ever invented and my partner who was only a few metres away is giving it like what's all the fuss about. So I mention the ants and he's like " there can't be that many". My response "well you fucking get the lemons then"............. Never has saying "told you so" felt so good.
Well the bits in red just answered my question from the other thread. Ouch, sorry to hear you were bitten by red ants. I have a terrible phobia of any bugs crawling on me, much less having a colony swarm and bite me. *starts itching uncontrollably at the thought* Funny about your partner though. Next time maybe he won't question you.
Next Time You Need Lemons, Drive To Your Local Supermarket, Just Like The Rest Of Us Do...:toetap05: In My Opinion, People Who Steal Lemons Are Pure Evil, And As Such Should Be Lined Up Against A Wall, And Shot At Dawn.... Me.?....... Overact.?........Never.!.... Cheers Glen.
