Where do you find fuck buddies?

Meet guys from bars and dating sites that live at least one town away (over 30min drive)
Keep dropping subtle hints that you want to get married and have kids young (don't want to be 50 when they graduate college)..
Screw him on the first date then swear you never done anything like that before..
Always wear lots of makeup and have your hair perfect (expensive shoes and clothes too if you have them)
Wait for him to open every door.
Never offer to pay for anything and act disappointed whenever they show up empty handed.
Criticize his hobbies and friends..
If that doesn't keep him at a great enough distance, talk about the sexual prouis of a former lover or 2 and make vague statements about how to improve his (never allowing him to think he is accomplishing it)..
Complain endlessly about his family (especially his mother)
In the middle of sex tell him "Just stop, it isn't going to happen for me" or "hurry up and finish so I can take care of the rest myself"
Last resort meet someone new and don't hide it... Or accuse him of giving you chlamydia and/or goneria...
By the time you are done he wont ever want anything to do with you again (stalker free)

 

^ that sounds like a good way to get hit

 

I hope nobody would actually do that.... it wasn't advice it was tragic comedy...
I was just amusing myself with that as i wrote it.. (Playing off the "no stalkers" thing..)
Figured it might amuse others too, or at lest provoke some amusing responses...

 

that was a 100% serious post

 

i call shananigans.

 

Ya.. I was reading that and was just thinking.. wtf.. I didnt want to reply anything rude though since I thought the IQ level was low or something. But now we know - damn internet! Sadly there are people like that in the world!

 

Fear not... My IQ may in fact be low.......? but only as the product of a traumatic brain injury (or something that sounds like an acceptable excuse, I didn't smoke myself stupid or anything )..

People here seem to make sarcastic and ironic remarks (at times anyway), I figure its part of the environment... As long as nobody is out to hurt anyone else its all lighthearted enough to be taken in fun..

Its all Advice, Anecdote, or Amusement right? (otherwise the free and open exchange of thoughts and ideas.. no harm there either)

 

I always had more luck in supermarkets than anywhere else for some reason

 

that's because you like to use cucumbers.

 

im a total stranger

 

hahaha

I always had luck with movie theaters for some reason

you: that's because you like to use whoppers

 

Wow a movie theater... thats lucky..every movie I went to, i only saw couples.... or little 14 year old groups.. those dont count as fuck buddies

 

The internet for sure. I've met three girls who became fuck buddies on the net. The other great pick up spot, even moreso for girls looking for guys is the freakin supermarket!. Supermarkets are great pick up spots for girls looking for guys, because most guys who are there shopping are single. And the guys who are married can easily be weeded out by noticing the gold band on his finger. It's just one of those super casual places where starting a conversation is really easy if you're not shy.

 

Especially ones with glory holes. LOL.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

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