Say something about the person who posts BELOW you!

skips to the park

 

likes to trip the light fantastic...

 

...enjoys massaging shaved llamas at the weekend whilst high on glue fumes.

 

you are about to copy me by posting in this thread.

 

you're a good friend to me

 

Secretly dreams of living in New York.

--QP

 

has bad breath and occasionally wears a tutu.

 

At least I'm man enough to admit it.

Always answers the phone upside down for a laugh.

 

I just haven't worked it out yet

smiles at passers-by in the street

 

only the ones with sweet looking asses


smells like teen spirit

 

I should have been above you.

Creates patterns in leafs by folding them in half and leaving impressions with their thumb nail.

 

just leaf me alone!

has fun after Sunday lunch, park-stalking the park-stalkers

 

every Sunday without fail, how did you know?



likes to lick ice cubes to feel their tongue freeze to it for that brief moment, before the ice melts enough to unstick it.

 

I have a love/hate relationship with ice




Likes to lick the newspaper

 

Heads up!

 

I only see a lightbulb



The person below me loves to go walking through the streets in their neighbourhood with no clothes on, at precisely 3:16am on the night of the new moon. Somehow, they have avoided facing any prosecution for lewd acts or indecent exposure.

 

That's because the whole town including the coppers are part of the procession!

Encourages people to love one another but doesn't get any recognition yet they're still happy to do it because they realise it's not about all that.

 

Right?

Tickles retarded children without parential permission or awareness.

 

I just love the way they giggle.



Always wears two different coloured socks, hoping that someone might notice.

 

but no one ever does


thinks no one notices that your mustache is only on one side