i need ideas on homemade anal sex toys

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by PRoXik, Sep 21, 2010.

  1. PRoXik

    PRoXik Member

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    Im 2 young to go out and buy toys and like to jack off with a finger in my butt, i just need something bigger
     
  2. Umbrella Corp Employee #4

    Umbrella Corp Employee #4 Member

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    get a condom fill with water and freeze great home made:D
     
  3. culinaryoverlord

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    Well if you're too young to buy a dildoe, then I'm probibly comitting a crime by talking to you about this, but fuck, I probibly would have asked this question if I had had access to a site like this when I was young so...Hmmm, well, things I have shoved up my ass while masturbating, rated best to worst. (note; anything you shove up your ass should probibly be covered in a condom, no you're not going to get aids from it but it might tear your colon if you get really freaky and give you peritonitis or blood poisoning, just sayin')
    Toilet plunger stuck to beds headboard, (definately a condom on this), best anal orgasm ever!
    A hammer handle, nice gave me something to move against, a little big though.
    A candle, took a fairly thick candle and soaked it in hot water till the wax was soft and molded it into a little more rounded shape, good, but it broke.
    Various kitchen utensils.
    As for lube, vasoline is okay but leaves you feeling a little greasy, pan spray (Pam) will do in a pinch, otherwise it's spit and a prayer.
    Cheers
    C/O
     
  4. TrudgingShit

    TrudgingShit Banned

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    just go walk around the house youll find something :D try a green bananna. go to walmart and look for plastic objects that look like they'd work
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    thumb.
     
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  7. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Get yourself a glass or plastic tube, and a hamster....
     
  8. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I've found that plain candles work ok for Anal Masturbation. They come in a variety of sizes, plus they have the advantage of softening slightly with bodily heat and moulding themselves to the required shape. This also has the additional advantage that if they are 'lost' in the process, they are easy enough to pass out naturally.
     
  9. bikimaholic

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    Thats funny, I have used a coke bottle the same size as the second from the right and it was very filling...
     
  10. JaxJim

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    There are so many items that can be used. I just have a couple of rules:

    1. NO GLASS!! (unless designed for sex toy use)
    2. NO SHARP ITEMS. Pointy objects can perferate your bowel. Painful and long hospital recovery is not something you want to experience.
    3. Nothing that will splinter.

    Now, the list:
    Candles
    Carrots
    Cucumbers
    hair brush handles
    There are several dog toys, check them out
    Be carefull with this one, but shampoo bottles can be fun.
    Small souvenir baseball bat (or a regular one if you can take it!)
     
  11. topper

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    cucumbers work great. Nothing that would easily break. put a rubber on it
     
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    What i have done is to purchase a chunk balogna ! One of those about 4" dia and about a foot long ! Cut in half so you have two pieces 4x6 inch ! Take a sharp knife and carve one and cut it with rounded ends and cut down to a diameter that you can comfortably fit inside your asshole ! After stroking in and out for a while then take the remaining chunk and carve down but leave a little larger and use it to loosen up your sphincter a little more ! I have managed,after many sessions,to get a 3"X6" peice totally inserted inside myself ! Good luck Dave
     
  13. Adults Care

    Adults Care Newbie

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    No, home made sex toys are not good, I made them but I don't enjoy them. Then I ordered from adultscare and got the best price or a much worse product.

    I have given the link, you can check it.
     

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