Parents walking in on you?

Whats yours story? how did they react?

 

Looked her in the eye and proceeded to finish, holding eye contact the whole 30 seconds it took.

She was horrified and didn't let me sit with the family at dinner for about 3 months.

 

i've never been caught masturbating, but once me and my ex were caught fucking and my ex was totally shocked and jumped up and my dad stared awkwardly at his dick wide eyed for like 30 seconds. i don't think we were in trouble for screwing at 14, i think it was more that my dad was jealous cuz my ex was pretty well hung.

 

bahahahahaaaaaaaaa......sorry but the image in my head totally made me laugh out loud.

 

Yeah, i've been caught shagging a fair few times. One girlfriends step dad went pretty crazy and I escaped through a downstairs window in just my boxer shorts. So all in all it's pretty cliche but true enough.

And then my next lady friend's mum caught me and her at it a few times. Worst is when you have to persuade these people your not screwing when you're on top of one and another underneath a blanket. Worst, and longest conversation I have ever had is in that situation

 

Screw with you laying behind her, her back turned to you, legs close and ass pulled up so you can get into her vajayjay (lol) while you are under the covers and pretend like you are just cuddling. The guy I am sleeping with right now and I have done it that way when we are at my house. If someone walks in we pretend like we are watching tv or something.

That's one of my favorite ways to do it anyway.

 

Haha, that's a clever move!

Shame I hadn't expected the company, because instead I was attempting to kill her daughter via a pretty engrossing bear hug.

 

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what sucks is when they don't even give you an opportunity to make an excuse and they're the kind of people who just wanna kick you out, but not before calling your folks and explaining the situation in great detail.

 

LOL, No that would suck

I was lucky with this one though, she was like 18 so they sort of turned a blind eye. It was just this whole walk in, 'oh hey, my daughters having sex... you fancy me putting the kettle on?' scenario that would drive me nuts

This woman would talk for 5 minutes or so, about socks and the weather and what not- whilst (not meaning to sound crass) I was mounted, so to speak.

Terrible lol.

 

i try to be secretive about. i've almost been caught a few times.

it always ruins it when my twin sister is like "taylor who are you talking to in there? are you on the phone this late at night?"

def a mood killer to have to hear your sisters/other family members voice.

 

Noo, not the sort of thing you want a family member to hear!. I am in my mid twenties but in the eyes of my mother at least, I have certainly never had sex.

In fact, I almost definitely do not even know what this bird and bee business is all about whatsoever

 

i have a friend who thinks i am a virgin, and i cannot convince her otherwise. she is so innocent and thinks everything i say is the cutest joke, lol. shes the same friend who also doesn't believe i like women

 

never been caught by a parent.

came close once when i was on the computer and my dad suddenly walked in the front door in the middle of the day, something that never happened before or since.

and my mom once found my cumrags, but i think she was more interested in the pot i was keeping in the same hiding place at the time...

 

"honey, whats wrong with these towels? they're scratching my face!"

 

hahahaha

 

I don't know if I envy you or not. Since my Oma and Mom know I am having sex they always want to talk about sex with me. They ask me questions about my sex life, talk about THEIR sex lives (or lack thereof) and try to give me advice like we are buddies or something. It's actually sort of creepy. I don't mind going into excruciating detail with my bestie...but my Oma and Mother?

Sex isn't a big deal to my Oma since she's a naughty little German but it's still not cool to have been ten and having her brag about how her lover makes his penis dance. When I first told her I lost it she told me to start experimenting immediately before I got too old to enjoy it as much.

huh.

 

I've never been caught except in the way I told The Imaginary Being earlier. They suspected nothing as far as I know since it appeared we were just cuddling or something.

 

I walked in on my daughter once. She had showered and gone to her room. I went to her room 15 minutes later to give her clean laundry as I entered her room she was on her bed knees up using a vibrator. I stood there frozen to the spot for what seemed like for ever then crept back out. I couldn't get the image out of my mind and eventually had to go to the bathroom and relieve myself. I didn't say anything about it to her but still think of it occasionally.

 

this is just creepy beyond belief!