http://www.google.ca/#q=these+%22Poor+Me+themes%22+were+hysterically+funny+and+typically+true&hl=en&biw=779&bih=399&filter=0&fp=1d6496f6448fa324 What a fine copy/paste job.
You should wrap your willy in some tin foil then pop it in the toaster. Poor you, indeed- make sure you stop by and let us know all about it.
How do we know it is the same person? My link has different forums in it, not just hipforums. And calling every forum boring and asking people to be your personal performing monkeys is insulting anyway. People should contribute or GTFO.
You have this attitude that somehow, we really give a rats ass. Did someone make you "gawd" and not tell the rest of us?