Say something about the person who posts BELOW you!

it's enough that i notice it...

is now wishing they'd taken the blue pill instead...

 

Dont play in any reindeer games* *

 

Only at Christmas

Throws the whole pan of spaghetti at the wall to see if it's cooked.

 

it's really the only way to test to see if it's done.


unicycles to work every day.

 

had too many accidents with two wheels so, thought i'd try one instead and half it, giving me more time to live perhaps...???

has one unfulfilled ambition in life... to try that eskimo delicacy, rotting walrus flesh...uke:

 

Yeah..not done that yet, one day maybe. Please don't tell me you've got me a present!

Skips instead of walks whenever no ones watching

 

Occasionally I slip up and do it when people are watching.


Has a diamond studded tiara they wear for special occasions.

 

Not anymore. I ate it. :conehead:

Enjoys rubbing down their teddy bears and using all their special bubble bath just for them.

 

True.


Your advice is piss poor.

I came across a guy with the same attitude as yours I'd break his face.

 

Yeah, i've heard that one.

You like toast.

 

jackass

 

a lot of the time

rides bicycles through random people's yards

 

bigger jackass

 

Should have been a blow job

 

I'm going to try and take this in a new direction here...


Has a very nice smile.

 

smells like chicken soup

 

has natty dread pits and pubes...

 

PShhh, soo? P:

I like dmob12's idea.

Deserves a big hug ♥♥♥

 

is not as good as I am with posting at the the right time

 

Is used to being underneath me