Life as a recovering Non-Drinker

I have a problem, ever since I was a little child, I was a non-drinker.

I went through years and years of not drinking, oh sure, I stopped not drinking once or twice when I was a teenager, but the next day I would be back to sobriety. My body couldn't function when I would stop not drinking, I would puke and pass out and generally lose all functionality. I needed to not drink just to feel normal.

But when I turned 21, my life was changed forever. I barely remember well the first day I really stopped not drinking. It was my 21st birthday and my friends knew I had a problem with not drinking, so being the good friends they are they decided to take me to the support group at Dan's Bar. It was wonderful, all these people were talking and smoking and having a good time, and nobody needed to not drink, I went up to the counselor behind the bar and he gave me a shot of whiskey and a beer. I'm not entirely sure what happened next, but I knew from that moment forward that I was a drinker, I woud beat my devastating addiction to sobriety natter what it took.

Well, I have kept going to the support group and every day I'm a little drunker. I have slipped a few times, but I don't look back, and whenever I catch myself sobering up, I know that drunkenness is just a few swigs away. I must stay strong, I can't stop not drinking for someone else, I must stop not drinking for myself. Because, deep down inside, I know that I want to be gloriously drunk, and if I don't drink now, I may never be able to drink again.

If you find yourself not drinking, don't worry. If I can drink, anyone can. Never lose hope.

 

future regrets anyone?

 

oh geez! that is so funny! i had to show it to my friend...thanks for posting that.

 

Lmao that's great!