How much would it cost for you to stick a thin glass tube into your penis and have it smashed? Seriously, how much? I would do it for probably $800,023.67. What about you?
Well its not a glass tube in the weiner that gets smashed.. But its still pretty cool if you catch my drift http://kidsinsandbox.net/index2.php
I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. My girlfriend told me about a video of a dude putting a mason jar in his ass, only for the jar to break and cut some arteries or something. He bled to death out of his ass. hahahaha
Would you be willing to go on a date with me? I'll by you a steak dinner from long john silvers. Hell, fuck it. I'll even get you a side of cole slaw
i know some video i wanted to post but this is what i thought it was. http://www.salsasnack.com/ eh oh well oh and regarding the op, that price is about right.
That's totally fake!!! No way is a turd going to be inserted that easily into her vagina! Unless of course that was a famous alaskan pipeline they were using!! (If you don't know what an alaskan pipeline is, and you would like to know. Don't be afraid. Just ask me!)
LOL like slaves on cotton! Thats awesome! And oh my god bogu.. Alabama hot pocket :3 thats almost worse than two girls one cup..
Where you shit in a condom, throw it in the freezer for a few hours. Wallah! It's frozen and you have a dildo! It helps out alot when your trying to do the alabama hotpocket. The majority of the time the ahp is failed because the poo mushes around everywhere. But when you do the apl first it slides rite in. Not only is that super cool but its a two in one! ahp and apl all at the same time!
I am having a contest, I have a number picked in my head 1 to 100 the person that first guesses it rite I will send a free coupon of there choice (choices are lonestar, friday's, ruby tuesdays, fizzolis, olive garden or apple bees) its a promotional thing I'm doing. The only stipulation is I will be joining you on this date, because it is my birthday. I have no friends and I am lonely. So let me take the person that guesses it rite out to dinner! I will come to your town and take you out! Boy or girl (I am straight however and I am not bi curious...I'm just a nice guy that has no friends...) after that we will go and catch a movie, actually i have the movie already picked out. The notebook of course. We will watch it in the walmart parking lot in my car off of my macbook. Thank you have a nice day! Pm me your number I will be revealing the number tomorow at 11:59 cmt.
