Who would you fix the above poster up with?

Jessica Alba

 

Nova.....

Cause she is cute and Canadian!.....;-)

 

Farmout......Because He Is Known For His "Self Pleasuring" Abilities....



Cheers Glen.

 

Elton John....

Cause he can sang.....;-)

 

I Don't Want Someone Who Can Sang, "You Silly Old Fart", I Want

Someone To Love, And Share My Hot Water Bottle, And Cup Of Hot

Coco With In Bed......



Cheers Glen.

 

Alrighty then....

Justin Beiber.... Cause he's cute......

 

he can hit them high notes for you man

 

Jessica Simpson...

Just Cause.....;-)

 

Jerry Springer.

 

ME!.....

Cause I Loves her.....

 

ROLLINGALONG :tongue:

 

Good Match.. The're Both Pains In The Ass....



Cheers Glen.

 

In that case I could only set you up with yourself....



Now, I am just waiting for a yak comment.

 

Some Of My Most Intimate Encounters Have Been With Myself.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Because I know you like you're wine

This guy

 

I'd like to set-up my ex-wife with Freddy Krueger.

That was a long time ago and I've gotten over it, but given the opportunity to voice an opinion in this thread I couldn't resist.

 

For failing to follow thread rules (unless your first wife was Lunarverse) I hereby sentence you to an overnight date with Dick Cheney.

 

the wife of a top bank exec...