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You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by crummyrummy, Aug 16, 2009.

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    heart attack during goat sex
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 13, 2010
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    poisoned elder berries.
     
    stevedavejesus, Oct 15, 2010
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    broony Banned

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    i slit your throat with a butter knife
     
    broony, Oct 17, 2010
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the gorilla at the zoo thought you were a frog
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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    exploding bottom syndrome
     
    lillallyloukins, Oct 17, 2010
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    scooter accident ...you get squished between the tail end of a double decker and the front end of a semi...what pieces of you survived the radiator grill were quickly disposed of by the engine fan
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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    accidentally fell into a meat grinder at the polish sausage plant.
     
    Monkey Boy, Oct 17, 2010
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  15. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    choked on a pair of used panties
     
    PEACEFUL LIBRA, Oct 17, 2010
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    fell head first into an outhouse hole
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    eaten alive by gerbils
     
    Monkey Boy, Oct 17, 2010
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    you know that power feed surface planer you bought at that school auction?...ya,,that was a bad idea
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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    Chokes on a dick.
     
    squibbles, Oct 17, 2010
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

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    bled to death when I bit off his dick
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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    belly flop into small pool from 200ft. up.
     
    Monkey Boy, Oct 17, 2010
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    head caught in power sunroof while traveling down the interstate
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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  31. Monkey Boy

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    shoelace caught in the front wheel of your bicycle while traveling downhill at 50mph causing you to flip over the handle bars.
     
    Monkey Boy, Oct 17, 2010
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

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    did that once but it was my whole foot :D




    you were running and didnt see the missing man hole cover
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 17, 2010
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    climbed inside a really nice womans tightish vagina and has not been seen since.... missing presumed dead...
     
    lillallyloukins, Oct 17, 2010
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    I sent you to north korea.
     
    broony, Oct 18, 2010
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    killed by psycho room mates
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 18, 2010
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